That's a problem, but not an insurmountable one. We don't expect polished, professional prose if you're a first-time or amateur author. Part of our job is to help you discover and develop your writing talent. As long as you can provide coherent, well-researched, and accurate content, organized into a narrative, we can take it the rest of the way.

Do you always publish print and digital editions?

Not always. Some books are too short for print editions. Anything less than 40,000 words, give or take, really isn't suitable for print, though we look at each book on a case-by-case basis. All books, however, are suitable for digital, and by that we mean Kindle.

Just Kindle?

Just Kindle. We used to make books available for the Nook, the Kobo, and Apple devices, but the sales didn't justify the effort. More important, Amazon has several worthwhile promotional opportunities for books available exclusively in their ecosystem. There's more value in taking advantage of what Amazon has to offer than there is in providing the book on every platform in existence. We do make exceptions: if you have a compelling reason for why your book should be sold in the Nook store or through iTunes, we can make that happen.

Will I see my book on the shelf of my local bookstore.

Probably not. Any bookstore in the world can order Theme Park Press books via their distributors, just as they'd order books from Random House or other publishers, but with shelf space limited, there's not much incentive to stock small press titles. Also, the profit is much less from a book sold over the counter than from a book sold on-line, and so I don't make any special effort to market Theme Park Press books to brick-and-mortar. If your local bookstore is interested in stocking copies, maybe as part of a book signing or other event, that's easily arranged.

How much money will I make?

Maybe enough to wash your car; maybe enough to buy a new car. Who can say? We've been paying four-figure monthly royalties to some authors on a consistent basis; to other authors, much less. Write what you know and enjoy. Write it so other people will want to read it. The money will follow.

When do I get paid?

Monthly, starting about three months after the book is released. The initial delay is due to the delay we experience in getting paid by vendors.

Will you send me copies of my book?

Yes. You'll get a few copies of your book to give away to friends or to sell yourself. You'll also be able to buy additional copies at wholesale in case you plan to attend conventions or other events and wish to make some money on the side selling books face to face.

Do you promote the book?

Yes. Publishing a book is the easy part; promotion is what makes the difference. With the growing deluge of generally poor quality, self-published books, it's vital for your book stand out as a professional product, deserving of attention. We use a network of bloggers, reviewers, podcasters, influential fans, and thought leaders to get your book noticed, and then, depending on initial sales and the potential for greater sales, invest in more formal promotional campaigns.

Can I write the promotional material?

We welcome your input, but in most cases we prepare the press kits, back cover blurbs, Amazon descriptions, and other promotional content. Ideally, you'll have a following of your own, and we'd expect you to let your fans know of your new book, in whatever way you choose. The best results come when the publisher and the author both promote the book.

Do I have ultimate authority over cover and content?

Within reason. You'll have input into the cover design, and you'll get an edited version of the manuscript to approve. But we're not interested in working with authors who battle over every pixel and comma. We won't change your "voice" when we edit your book, but unless you're a professional author, we will probably do quite a bit of editing and even rewriting to tighten the narrative, ensure consistency, and, above all, make the book as marketable as possible. If you don't think you can handle someone else processing your prose, we're not going to be a good match.

Do I get to set the cover price and approve every little thing?

No. We set the price, based on what we think will lead to the most sales. We also use a "house style" for all of our books; this style standardizes grammar and usage, such as serial commas, what to italicize and what to put in quotes, etc. We won't change our house style for your book.

How much editing will you do?

It depends. We won't publish your book exactly as you give it to us (for that, find a vanity press) if it has clear flaws. We'll fix those flaws, if a book is worth it. When we publish a book, it's because we believe in it, and because we feel it's equal in quality to the other books we have published.

Are there any general requirements for writing my book?

Write it as you want to write it, then let us (or another publisher) evaluate its potential. Writing is hard enough without having to conform your style to what someone else wants. The key is to have a good idea and then have the stick-to-it-tiveness to develop that idea into a manuscript. Don't anguish over grammar; don't spend hours tussling over word choice. That's what editors are for. Just write.

How long does it take to publish a book?

There are too many variables in the process to say anything but "as long as it takes". Variables include how many other titles are in the pipeline ahead of yours, how much editing or rewriting your book will require, and lots more. With both the paragraphs and the planets aligned in our favor, figure 3-4 months. If we decide to take on your book, we'll give you a better estimate based on its unique circumstances and how many other books we have in production at the time.

Anything else I should know?

Authors and publishers are (or should be) partners. We're looking for partners. As long as you have a story to tell, and it's a story that others will enjoy, we have the basis for a partnership, and for a dynamite book.

Can't wait to read it!